Hey, I’m not above posting tawdry photos to garner stardom and bloggy fame, so here goes. You saw it here first! Matt Bradley, a crew member of the F/V Northwestern from the Deadliest Catch TV series kissed my dog. And I have photos to prove it!* And yes, there was tongue involved.
Now, I’m not saying there was anything fishy going on (fishy, get it?**). Matt never mentioned whether he was married or involved at the time. And Cassie… well Cassie will kiss ANYBODY! She never checks for marital status. I should also disclose that Cassie was UNDERAGE at the time of the kissing… she was only six months old! Luckily, she has had no lasting issues resulting from the incident, and still will happily kiss anybody who asks for it.
In total disclosure we received no payment for this shocking revelation. The rest of the Northwestern Crew were perfect gentlemen. Cassie was delighted to meet Jake Anderson, Norman and Edgar Hansen, but clearly Matt Bradley was her favorite. Oh, by the way the people that aren’t celebrities in the photo are me and my husband, Mike.
The back story to this photo was we took a two week sailing trip down from Salem MA to Newport RI. My web design client Helly Hansen has an AWESOME warehouse sale once a year. That year, he was also the official gear sponsor to the F/V Northwestern on the Deadiest Catch, and the crew made an appearance at the show. I built the web store that sold the goods and handled the blog for them, so we came on down and did a photo session.
Matt, if you ever read this, Cassie wanted me to tell you she never washed that cheek again! Happy Valentine’s Day all!
*Lest you accuse me of Photoshopping this photo, I can assure you it is 100% untouched… the kissing was REAL!
**I’m very sorry, that was a terrible pun.